Bruces’ Philosophers Song (Bruces’ Song) | Monty Python
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya’
‘Bout the raising of the wrist.
SOCRATES, HIMSELF, WAS PERMANENTLY PISSED…
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away;
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: “I drink, therefore I am!”
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed!
This song caused me so many problems in both of my philosophy classes at University. How can you take John Stuart Mill seriously when you’re picturing him vomiting while simultaneously cradling a crate of shandy. Not good.
-
happylittlenarwhale reblogged this from fyflyingcircus
-
sexogre likes this
-
beingchiara reblogged this from jdniemand
-
baftalistening reblogged this from perfectblogisperfect and added:
always reblog this
-
allisonsergeant reblogged this from do-you-have-a-flag
-
pantsondaground101 reblogged this from jdniemand
-
perfectblogisperfect reblogged this from baftalistening
-
pyladesdrunkasfuck reblogged this from do-you-have-a-flag
-
roguemore likes this
-
totallynotmishacollins reblogged this from do-you-have-a-flag
-
anunrelatedthing likes this
-
uniquepersonality reblogged this from do-you-have-a-flag
-
uniquepersonality likes this
-
smackalicious reblogged this from do-i-know-this-girl
-
lifeislikeaboxofemptycalories reblogged this from do-you-have-a-flag
-
greenscrewdriver reblogged this from do-you-have-a-flag
-
tranquilturmoil likes this
-
beinspiredorrun reblogged this from do-you-have-a-flag and added:
Somebody please come do this with me.
-
greenscrewdriver likes this
-
toomanyfandomsforoneurl likes this
-
cheap-pianola likes this
-
jem4water likes this
-
pope-john-paul-george-and-ringo likes this
-
do-i-know-this-girl reblogged this from do-you-have-a-flag
-
kinkysherlock reblogged this from do-you-have-a-flag
-
ignorus reblogged this from timeywimey-demons-and-detectives
-
do-you-have-a-flag reblogged this from timeywimey-demons-and-detectives
-
timeywimey-demons-and-detectives reblogged this from jdniemand
-
beingchiara likes this
-
cambi-2-0 reblogged this from jdniemand
-
jdniemand likes this
-
jdniemand reblogged this from twistedshoelaces
-
twistedshoelaces reblogged this from slip-the-bonds-of-earth and added:
Bruces’ Philosophers Song drinking game: Sing this song, take a drink, sing it again, take another drink. Repeat until...
-
psychedelicavenger likes this
-
romanletters reblogged this from fyflyingcircus
-
laurelyse likes this
-
chemicalchild reblogged this from sockindex
-
sockindex reblogged this from slip-the-bonds-of-earth
-
crispautumnairandsweaters likes this
-
morefiercethanfire reblogged this from fyflyingcircus and added:
The only point of going to Modern Philosophy second semester was to acquire context for this song.
-
franbuesaaaa reblogged this from aestashorasdeberiaestaracostado
-
aestashorasdeberiaestaracostado reblogged this from crushedlavender
-
annamccagirl reblogged this from slip-the-bonds-of-earth and added:
Ah, those are frequently called names at my Uni. How I wish my country had humor like this.
-
musicaldna21 reblogged this from kinkyforchristoph
-
kinkyforchristoph reblogged this from paulmcfruity
-
everythingburritos reblogged this from slip-the-bonds-of-earth
-
everythingburritos likes this
-
wizardswitcheshobbitsandthrones reblogged this from fyflyingcircus
-
dooweeweeweeboo reblogged this from slip-the-bonds-of-earth
-
odysseiarex likes this
- Show more notes
