maibeitsmayberlline:

“And this of course is Aragorn’s sword Anduril, Flame of the West, re-forged from the shards of Narsil, given to me by Viggo Mortensen. Now, this has nothing to do with the metaphor - I just want to remind everyone that I have this.”

caffeinatedpixie:

agnesanutter:

Young Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

I cannot lie. If I get a time machine then I’m going back and doing things with them both.

Hot damn. Uh, you know…sharing is caring.

inothernews:

Stephen reveals where the more than $773,000 remaining in his super PAC went.

We should maybe elect this man to public office

jgaskisanerd:

tishpish:

Baby, It’s Cold Outside

Audra McDonald and Stephen Colbert.

The Colbert Report, Dec 11th 2012.

 #but do we get to see the pointy hat trick

THIS IS AN EXTREMELY IMPORTANT QUESTION

crazyredheadednerd:

221cbakerstreet:

crazyredheadednerd:

entertainmentweekly:

Nerdgasm alert: In honor of the Dec. 14 release of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, The Colbert Report will present four nights of Hobbit-themed programming from Dec. 3 to Dec. 6.

Guests will include stars Ian McKellan (Dec. 3), Martin Freeman (Dec. 4) and Andy Serkis (Dec. 6), along with director Peter Jackson (Dec. 5).

Said Colbert in a statement: “Elen sila lumenn‘ omentielvo… I mean that sincerely.” Translation: “A star shines upon the hour of our meeting.”

Rolling on the floor foaming at the mouth!

remember that time he recited tom bombadil’s song out of nowhere

that was a good time

You mean that time he made me weep with joy? Yeah I remember that.

Pretty much, Mr. Colbert, pretty much.

221cbakerstreet:

rudeandgingerdoctor:

221cbakerstreet:

rudeandgingerdoctor:

221cbakerstreet:

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

GOOD GOD

GIVE ME A MAN WHO SPEAKS QUENYA AND I WILL BE HAPPY FOREVER

I’d mate with that …

That gif just made me burst out laughing in the middle of my class … which of course was talking about the fucking holocaust. I need to work on my timing with these things …

See guys, there’s hope for all of us nerds.

Stephen: “Must be nice. Rick Santorum understands the real American dream that if you work hard enough, your children can have fewer opportunities that you did.”

jgaskisanerd:

devastatinglyromantic:

Maurice Sendak just being awesome on The Colbert Report (x)

My favorite Colbert Report segement ever.

stfuconservatives:

Stephen Colbert is the punchline to the joke that the Republican Party has become.

-Joe

THIS.

e-pic:

#if you see this picture ever you reblog it #that is the rule