But Confucius has answered them with the final whistle, it’s all over. Germany, having trounced England’s famous midfield trio of Bentham, Locke and Hobbes in the semi-final, have been beaten by the odd goal.
International Philosophy: Germany vs. Greece
“Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a prioriadjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, and Marx is claiming it was offside.”
Is it bad that I used to watch this sketch when I studied for philosophy exams?
By about age 11, I had this song completely memorized. I used to sing it at the top of my lungs, in public (I’d say “Oh my poor parents,” but it was really all their own doing.) This was, of course, long before I had any idea what it meant. All I heard was highly professional sounding singers singing with extreme seriousness about something that sounded vaguely naughty to my precocious eleven-year-old ears. Funnily enough, after a decade’s worth of life experience, I still find this song funny for the same reasons.
Cardinal, giive the rack a turn… I know you can’t. I didn’t want to say anything, I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake. It makes it all seem so stupid!
NO SINGING!
A few days ago, someone said to me, “Someday, all of this will be yours,” and I replied, “What, the curtains?”
They had NO clue what I was talking about. I was devastated.
WELCOME TO MY WORLD. Every time I make a Monty Python reference and someone gets it, I want to hug them.
Terry Gillaim and Terry Jones were on hand at the Tower Bridge in London yesterday to introduce the world to the first new Monty Python game in 13 years: The Ministry of Silly Games.
SO.MUCH.APPROVAL.
This may be one of the most brilliant scenes in cinematic history.
NO ONE IS TO STONE ANYONE UNTIL I BLOW THIS WHISTLE, EVEN, AND I WANT TO MAKE THIS ABSOLUTELY CLEAR, EVEN IF THEY DO SAY JEHOVAH!
