We’re knights of the Round Table
We dance whene’er we’re able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.
Finally, a political movement we can all agree upon.
What are you talking about? Supreme executive power should derive from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
The best post on tumblr.
look you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you
I MEAN if I went around saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me they’d put me away!
COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM. HELP, HELP, I’M BEING REPRESSED!
Because Holy Grail is the only thing I can think about when I watch Merlin or any other Arthurian legend based film or tv show. And it’s definitely because “Holy Grail…” was my introduction to Arthurian legend. I was six. A+ parenting, Dad.
NO SINGING!
A few days ago, someone said to me, “Someday, all of this will be yours,” and I replied, “What, the curtains?”
They had NO clue what I was talking about. I was devastated.
WELCOME TO MY WORLD. Every time I make a Monty Python reference and someone gets it, I want to hug them.
